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Feb. 12, 2024

Practice #54 - The Poor Woman

Practice #54 - The Poor Woman
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Ascend Momentum

I made this woman scared, my bad.

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So, I just get done with this crazy set in my workout.

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So I do 10 sets of 10 on calisthenics.

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I basically do 10 sets of 10 pull ups on pull days and then 10 sets of 10 dips on push days.

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And I get done with this crazy workout.

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Like, at least the majority of my workout because once I'm done with those 10 sets of 10,

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I go on a run around the block shirtless.

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It doesn't matter the temperature.

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I've done it in negative 30 degree winds before.

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So this morning was easy.

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It was like a light breeze.

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It was a light jog around the block in 35 degree temperatures and it's 6 in the morning.

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So imagine a pumped up dude running around, running around shirtless, 6 in the morning

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and it's dark outside.

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No one's around and you're just running down the block, down in the street.

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Oh my gosh, I felt so bad because there was like this woman walking down.

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She just wanted to get to work.

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She just wanted to get to the train.

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And I was literally just running full speed down straight towards her because this was

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my route.

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I don't, I don't break routine.

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I go full speed straight towards her and she's like holding on to her purse, getting nervous.

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She's like walking.

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She's like getting nervous.

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She's like, oh no, I just want to get to work.

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Like what's this guy doing?

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And then I'm just like going straight by and then we like lock eye contact and she's like,

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she's spooked.

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She's like super nervous and I'm like just running.

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I'm like pumped up my chest's popping because I just did 10 sets of 10 dips.

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I did a hundred dips.

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So I am freaking jacked.

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I got blood flowing through my chest, massive chest.

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And she's like holding on her chest, like trying to get, just trying to get to the train station.

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She does not want to deal with this stuff at six in the morning.

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And so I just run by and then we both go on our own ways.

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But I just thought that was a funny story to tell because I told that story to my friends

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yesterday and they just started laughing so hard.

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So just trying to practice my storytelling.